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Mark Morford's Notes & Errata
S. Dakota Slaps Up Its WomenAnother state you should never visit passes an appalling abortion ban, because they hate you
By Mark Morford
Attention all funky sexy single intelligent women of South Dakota (assuming there are any left): It is time. Pack it up. Strip the bed, box up the cat, load the U-Haul, call your hip friends over in Minneapolis, move out West, or East, or anywhere with a mind-set not stuck like a bloody nail in the moral coffin of 1845.
Let this be your clarion call. Get the hell out, right now.
Here is why: You state hates you. Your state, apparently run be pallid sexless demagogic men who think they know something of God and morality but know only ignominy and the smell of sulfur and death in their nightmares, thinks you are irresponsible dumb-ass meat, unable to handle your own decisions, your own body, your sex.
Your state's leaders and your Republican governor, Mike Rounds, wish to treat you like meaningless, voiceless chattel.
Get out now. You already know why. For everyone else reading this, here is the nauseati ng news: South Dakota, in case you missed it amid the reports of increasingly violent civil war in Iraq, the Dubai ports fiasco and Bush's record-low approval ratings across the board, has just passed a sweeping anti-abortion measure that completely bans the procedure in almost all cases -- including rape, including incest, including if you were, for some ungodly reason, accidentally knocked up by South Dakota neocon anti-choicers like Republican and bill sponsor Rep. Roger W. Hunt, these baggy slabs of pallid manhood who wouldn't know true female sexual pleasure from a hole in a mattress.
Or is that being too kind? ...
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=ate/archive/2006/03/03/notes030306.DTL&nl=fix
By Mark Morford
Attention all funky sexy single intelligent women of South Dakota (assuming there are any left): It is time. Pack it up. Strip the bed, box up the cat, load the U-Haul, call your hip friends over in Minneapolis, move out West, or East, or anywhere with a mind-set not stuck like a bloody nail in the moral coffin of 1845.
Let this be your clarion call. Get the hell out, right now.
Here is why: You state hates you. Your state, apparently run be pallid sexless demagogic men who think they know something of God and morality but know only ignominy and the smell of sulfur and death in their nightmares, thinks you are irresponsible dumb-ass meat, unable to handle your own decisions, your own body, your sex.
Your state's leaders and your Republican governor, Mike Rounds, wish to treat you like meaningless, voiceless chattel.
Get out now. You already know why. For everyone else reading this, here is the nauseati ng news: South Dakota, in case you missed it amid the reports of increasingly violent civil war in Iraq, the Dubai ports fiasco and Bush's record-low approval ratings across the board, has just passed a sweeping anti-abortion measure that completely bans the procedure in almost all cases -- including rape, including incest, including if you were, for some ungodly reason, accidentally knocked up by South Dakota neocon anti-choicers like Republican and bill sponsor Rep. Roger W. Hunt, these baggy slabs of pallid manhood who wouldn't know true female sexual pleasure from a hole in a mattress.
Or is that being too kind? ...
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=ate/archive/2006/03/03/notes030306.DTL&nl=fix
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